Tropical Haven

Welcome to “Tropical Haven,” where treasure-hunter-turned- vacation architect Tommy Coconut invites you into an Airbnb ranked in the top 1% worldwide. It’s not just a stay—our guests say it’s an experience that redefines vacation expectations. If you’re ready for a memorable, over-the-top island journey, where hummingbirds join you for coffee and sunsets steal the show, keep reading.

★ What Makes Tropical Haven So Special?

• Guests call this place “waterfront perfection":
Wake up to rippling waves, passing boats, and an ocean breeze that feels like nature’s own welcome mat.

• Our hospitality is legendary: Previous guests say we deliver ‘the best service we’ve ever experienced.’ Expect a friendly, family vibe and island tips from insiders who truly care.


★ Inside Your Waterfront Escape:

• Exclusive Waterfront Location:
Start your day with coffee on the porch, watching yachts glide by. One guest said, “Just sitting there felt like we’d found a secret slice of paradise.”

• 3 Air-Conditioned Bedrooms & 2 Baths:
Retreat to your bamboo-soft beds at day’s end—guests rave they “slept better than ever before.”

• Bayside Pool (Shared):
This pool is a guest favorite—“We spent hours just floating, daydreaming, and soaking up island vibes,” says one happy traveler.

• Sonos Sound System & Smart TV:
Pair local tunes with bay views, or unwind with a movie if you can tear yourself away from the porch.

• Fully-Equipped Kitchen & Washer:
Cook if you wish, or not at all. One guest joked: “We pretended to cook once—then ordered takeout. Paradise has no rules!”

• Strong WiFi:
Post your envy-inducing photos instantly. But don’t blame us if rum beats routers in a paradise like this.


★ The $1,995 VIP Extras Package (FREE with a 7-Night Stay)

Guests say our extras turn a great vacation into “the best we’ve ever had.” Every perk is designed to make your stay effortless and unforgettable.

• VIP Airport Pickup & Drop-Off:
Arrive stress-free, leave with a smile, and never worry about directions.

• Tommy’s Electric iCar SUV:
Cruise the island with zero rental fees. Another guest’s words: “Exploring in the iCar made us feel like VIP islanders!”.

• Groceries On Arrival & Essentials Pack:
Start relaxing the moment you walk in. Your fridge is stocked, and we’ve got your basics covered.

• Free Jan Thiel Beach Access:
No fees, no fuss. Stroll in like a VIP—staff know a Tommy Coconut guest when they see one.

• Portable SUP & Kayak:
Paddle at sunrise, float under the afternoon sun. “Exploring the coast on the SUP was a highlight,” says a past guest.

• Portable Beach BBQ:
Fresh fish, sandy toes, and sunset skies—this is “island living” incarnate.

• Dog-Led Flamingo Hike:
Follow Christmas and Wolfy through salt flats to see flamingos up close—guests call it “pure magic!”

• Spanish Water Sunset Boat Tour:
Sip rum punch, dance to local tunes, and watch a sunset that guests say “makes you question why you’d ever leave.”

• Mid-Stay Housekeeping:
Keep your vacation spotless without lifting a finger.

• Bring Up To 4 Extra Friends (Total 6):
More friends = more laughter.

• Extended Last Day:
Because rushing is not in the island vocabulary.

Total Value: $1,995—and it’s all included when you stay 7 nights.


★ Why Tropical Haven?

Our guests put it best:

- “We’ve traveled the globe, and no one pampers guests like this.”

- “The waterfront view, the luxury SUV, the boat tour—we felt like treasured family friends.”

- “Every moment felt curated for pure joy.”

Stay here and you’re not just booking a room; you’re unlocking an entire playbook of island delights. Expect to go home with stories that outshine any souvenir.

★ Ready to Join the Coconut Family?

Hit that “Book Now” button and slip into island time. We’ll handle the rest. The only thing you need to worry about is whether to paddleboard at sunrise or hammock-nap until noon. (Hint: do both.)

Ayoo, see you in paradise
Tommy Coconut

P.S.: A past guest left this note: “We discovered that the greatest treasure is feeling so at home in paradise that you never want to leave.” Come see why Tropical Haven is more than a vacation spot—it’s the story you’ll tell for years.