Tropical Haven

Unwind at Tommy’s Top-Rated Island Getaway

★ Experience a stay in a top 1% Airbnbs globally, where personalized service and attention to detail ensure an unforgettable vacation.

★ Stay for 7 nights & unlock the $1.995 valued extra package, you’ll get the 15 most popular extra's, at no costs.

★ Take a dive in the bayside pool, get a tan while lounging on a sunbed or enjoy a nap in the hammock.

★ Cruise the island in Tommy’s vintage Jeep - it's fresh, it's fun, it's totally Dushi, and yours 24/7 during your entire stay!

Bon Bini to Curacao! It’s me, Tommy Coconut, and if you’re reading this, I can already tell you need a vacation. And not just any vacation—you need a break from the endless scrolling, the review-checking, and the constant “Is this place actually as good as it looks?” doubts.

Well, put those worries to rest, because not only are we here to make the process simple, but we’re also going to help you earn the title of vacation-booking genius.

So, you’ve been working hard, and now it’s time for a break. But not just any break—a break where you can truly unwind, where the daily grind melts away, and where “Dushi” isn’t some strange insult but actually means “sweet” in the local lingo.

Welcome to Curacao, where the skies are bluer, the beaches are whiter, and you might actually forget what day of the week it is. (Is this a Tuesday margarita or a Thursday one? Who cares?)

But here’s the thing: You’re not looking for just any ordinary trip—you want to create memories that your family will be talking about for years. The kind of trip where your teenager might even put down their phone for five minutes and—just maybe—actually talk to you.

I get it. Scrolling through countless vacation options, feeling the pressure to find the perfect spot. You’ve been down this road before, playing the “book-and-hope” game, but this time you want a sure thing. You want a place that doesn’t just meet expectations but exceeds them.

Let me brag a little—my place is in the top 1% of Airbnbs worldwide. That’s right, this isn’t just another Airbnb—it’s the “I’ll-never-need-another-vacation-ever-again” kind of place.

Guests don’t just like staying here; they rave about the personalized service and how we think of everything before they even know they need it.

When you arrive, you’re not just a guest—you’re family. Because that's what you'll become. And as for my waterfront home? It’s everything you’ve dreamed of and more. Imagine walking into a place that’s exactly as described, maybe even better.

From the Bamboo Temperature Regulating Memory Foam mattresses to the fully-equipped kitchen, we’ve got everything covered. You can finally relax, knowing you’ve chosen the right place.

Step inside Tropical Haven:

★ Three air-conditioned bedrooms filled with Caribbean charm, offering plenty of space for the whole family.

★ Two modern bathrooms to ensure no morning traffic jams.

★ A Sonos music system to set the perfect mood.

★ A fully-equipped kitchen ready for your culinary adventures (or takeout, no judgment here!).

★ WiFi that’s as strong as a coconut—but if the signal ever gets weak, it might be time to switch to strong rum.

★ A Smart TV is available, but you'll probably watch more sunsets than Netflix.

★ And yes, there’s even a washer for those sandy swimsuits, because here, barefoot is practically the dress code.

When you’re not out exploring, the shared pool invites you to take a refreshing dip. Many of the neighbors are residents, so you’ll often have the pool all to yourself—perfect for unwinding in peace.

The huge porch with sunbeds, lounge chairs and outside dining, offers everything you need to relax, soak up the sun, and enjoy the unbeatable waterfront views.

And when you see the hammock, remember one of the most important house rules: 'You must spend 10 minutes a day in the hammock, unless you’re too busy—then you should spend two hours.'

The BBQ grill is perfect for those nights when you want to cook under the stars and remind your kids that yes, you are that cool.

And if you need some local flavor, Jan Thiel’s beaches, restaurants, and attractions are just a hop, skip, and a splash away.

So, you’re probably wondering, “Tommy, what’s the deal with this extra package I heard about?” Let me tell you—when you stay with us for 7 nights or more, you unlock a $1,995 value-packed extras package that takes your stay from “nice” to “best-vacation-ever.”

Here’s what’s waiting for you:

★ VIP Airport Welcome ($75 Value):

Say goodbye to the stress of navigating a new destination after a long flight. When you arrive in Curacao, Marlon, your personal chauffeur, will be there to greet you with a smile. No need to worry about finding your way or haggling with taxi drivers. Marlon will whisk you away in comfort, with a cooler full of ice-cold drinks to kickstart your vacation. Your relaxation begins the moment you step off the plane—because we believe your vacation should be effortless from start to finish.

★ Tommy’s Vintage Jeep Adventure ($385 Value):

Why settle for a generic rental car when you can cruise Curacao in a vintage jeep that turns heads wherever you go? Sure, it’s a bit bumpy and breezy, but that’s all part of the charm. This isn’t just transportation; it’s an experience—a throwback to simpler times when life moved a little slower. Perfect for adventurous souls and anyone looking to explore the island in style, because it may be vintage but will take you everywhere! Just on island-time. Plus, it’s a great way to get the kids to look up from their screens and take in the breathtaking scenery.

★ Groceries Ready on Arrival ($25 Value):

Nothing kills vacation vibes faster than having to hit the grocery store right after you arrive. Let us handle the hassle for you. Simply send us your grocery list before you leave home, and we’ll have everything stocked and waiting when you walk in the door. That means you can head straight to the pool—or the beach—instead of battling the aisles. Your vacation should start the moment you arrive, not after a stressful shopping trip.

★ Essentials Starter Pack ($25 Value):

Traveling light shouldn’t mean sacrificing comfort. With our Essentials Starter Pack, you don’t have to worry about packing bulky toiletries or remembering every little item. From coffee filters to shampoo, we’ve got the basics covered, so you can focus on what really matters—unwinding and enjoying your time in paradise.

★ Free Jan Thiel Beach Access ($75 Value):

Picture this: You drive up to the entrance in Tommy’s vintage Jeep, and as soon as they see you, the gate swings open. 'Friends of Tommy don’t pay here,' they say with a big smile, welcoming you to Curacao’s most popular beach clubs. No fees, no fuss—just pure relaxation, VIP style.

★ Portable SUP & Kayak ($150 Value):

Thanks to the portable SUP/kayak, you can explore Curacao’s best beaches on your own terms. Paddleboard at Mambo Beach in the morning, then kayak at Cas Abao in the afternoon—the choice is yours. It’s about making the most of every moment and capturing memories that are uniquely yours.

★ Portable Beach BBQ ($75 Value):

Experience the island like a local by taking our portable BBQ to the beach. After snorkeling with turtles at Playa Piskado, grab some fresh fish from the fishermen—just a sprinkle of salt and you’re ready for a true Dushi Island lunch. Or, set up at Caracasbay Beach as the sun sets, and enjoy the evening like the locals do, with the sound of the waves and the scent of grilling filling the air. #NoFlameNoFortune

★ Flamazing Dog-Led Hike with Christmas & Wolfy ($25 Value):

Experience Curacao’s salt flats with Christmas and Wolfy, our charming dog guides. These adventurous dogs will take you on a journey to discover flamingos. Whether you’re a dog enthusiast or a flamingo fan, this hike offers a delightful mix of fun, nature, and some unforgettable moments.

★ Spanish Water Sunset Boat Tour ($350 Value):

End your day with the breathtaking beauty of a Curacao sunset from the perfect vantage point—the water. As we cruise through Spanish Water, you’ll catch a rare glimpse of multi-million-dollar waterfront estates that can’t be seen from the roads. We might even share some insider gossip about where the rich and famous reside—just promise not to spill the beans! Depending on the weather, we’ll either head to the exclusive Santa Barbara Beach, where other guests pay $1,500 a night, or the top snorkeling spot, Tugboat. Wherever our journey takes us, you can relax on the boat, take a refreshing dip, enjoy some rum, groove to the music, and watch the sun sink into the horizon.

★ Mid-Stay Housekeeping ($95 Value):

Vacation is for relaxation, not chores. Let us handle the tidying up with our mid-stay housekeeping service, ensuring fresh towels, sparkling rooms, and a worry-free stay. We handle the upkeep, so you can focus on what really matters—soaking up every moment of your time in paradise.

★ Bring Up To 4 Extra Friends ($350 Value):

Vacations are always more fun with friends and family, so we’ve made it simple to bring up to four extra guests at no additional cost (total 6). Whether it’s your kids’ friends or your own, there’s plenty of room to create new memories together. Because when it comes to making memories, the more, the merrier!

★ Extended Last Day ($295 Value):

Don’t let the clock dictate the end of your vacation. With our Extended Last Day option, you can stay as long as you like (subject to availability when you book) on your departure day. Squeeze in one last swim, enjoy a leisurely breakfast, or simply relax and soak in the last rays of Curacao’s sunshine. No rush, no stress—just pure enjoyment until the very last minute.

★ Farewell Airport Transport ($75 Value):

As your unforgettable stay in paradise comes to an end, leave the final details to us. Marlon will take you to the airport with the same level of comfort and convenience you enjoyed upon arrival, so you can focus on enjoying your last moments here.

All of this adds up to over $1,995 in added value, making this experience truly ‘hopi bon’—which means ‘very good’ in Papiamentu.

But here’s the crown jewel, valued by our guests more than the above (they basically value it as: priceless!): our bespoke concierge service. We’re your personal island insiders, dedicated to making your vacation dreams a reality. Whether it’s securing tables at the hottest restaurants, organizing thrilling adventures, or sharing hidden locales that only locals know, we’re here to ensure you see the very best of Curacao. Just drop us a line, and we’ll take care of the rest.

And if I don’t hear from you, no worries—I’ll point you toward the must-do’s myself. Saturday’s highlight? Zanzi’s happy hour. And on Friday night, you’ll find me and Dennis at Equees, soaking up the local scene.

You see, I’m not just a local who stumbled upon a treasure chest and decided to kick back. After years of searching for gold, I discovered the true treasure is right here, living on this dushi (sweet) island. Don’t believe me? I’ve got a never-used turquoise private jet parked at Hato as proof! Why leave paradise when everything you need is right here?

So, I’m here to ensure you experience the full Dushi Island Life, with zero effort—unless it’s to reach for another cocktail.

Now, what are you waiting for? The Dushi Island Life is calling, and it’s way better than anything you’ve got on your calendar for next Tuesday.

Book Tommy Coconut’s Tropical Haven today and make this the vacation everyone will be reminiscing about for years to come. And remember—what happens in Curacao... is bound to end up on social media, but don’t worry, it’ll make everyone green with envy!

Ayo, until we meet in paradise.

Tommy Coconut

P.S.: Believe me, the real treasure isn’t just out there—it’s right here, under a palm tree, with a cold drink in hand, living the Dushi Island Life.