Your private resort in Jan Thiel — pool & hot tub, EV‑SUV + 3 signature experiences included.
Others give you a key to a room; we hand you the keys to the island.
Art of doing nothing, perfected.
Hammock naps by the pool. Starry BBQ dinners on the porch hot tub deck. Stroll the mural path at sunrise—coffee in hand.
3BR/2BA • Private pool + porch hot tub • Bedroom A/C (new 2025) • Living room designed for breezes (tower fans on request) • Fast Wi‑Fi, Sonos, Smart TV • Gourmet kitchen • Washer/dryer • Crib/high chair/car seat on request.
Real‑world value ≈ $2,500+ — included. See full breakdown ↓
Two promises: Genuine Hospitality + Total Peace of Mind.
💛 The real value? Being genuinely cared for. “It’s not the boat trips or the SUV—it’s knowing someone’s got your back.” Need help at 2 a.m.? We answer. Under the weather? Broth shows up. Overwhelmed by plans? Dinner, tours—even sunscreen—handled. Hospitality as an act of love, with your privacy first.
Transfers, EV‑SUV, boats, beach access—handled. Your days flow without wristbands, clocks, or lines.
“Would book with them 1000x over.” — Kristine
“More than a rental—truly an experience.” — Krysti
“Best Airbnb in 13 years on the platform.” — Florent
If something within our control slips, we replace with equal/higher value or credit you—your choice. If weather/suppliers change plans, we reschedule or substitute so you don’t lose the moment.
Utilities included. Please partner with us in conservation—enjoy A/C while home, switch it off when out exploring.
No surprise surcharges. Gratuities for our included experiences are covered; beach‑club F&B and optional add‑ons are pay‑as‑you‑go.
Not all-inclusive by design. We remove friction (transport, car, boats, access) without putting you on a resort’s schedule or rules. Your time. Your agenda. You rule.
Absence of friction.
This is your private resort where you rule.
No wristbands. No buffet clock. No lines.
Smooth coffee, fresh bakes, garden calm.
Sea‑to‑plate, toes‑in‑sand dinners.
Golden hour, reserved loungers. We set it up.
We reserve loungers via WhatsApp.
Arrive → shower → use dinner credit → Friday sunset cruise → private flamingo hike → lazy pool day…
Are beach loungers included?
Entry + parking are included; loungers and F&B are paid directly to the beach club. We reserve your setup via WhatsApp.
EV for 6 guests?
Yes—upgrade to a larger EV or add a second EV/driver. Tell us your group size and we’ll lock it in.
Living room A/C?
The living room is designed for breezes; tower fans provided on request. Bedrooms feature A/C (new 2025).
Short stays?
Our Private Resort Package is a 5‑night minimum. Sometimes we open 3–4 nights—message us on WhatsApp to check.
Boat weather?
If weather shifts plans, we reschedule or substitute so you don’t lose the moment.
Not all‑inclusive?
Not all-inclusive by design. We remove friction (transport, car, boats, access) without putting you on a resort’s schedule or rules. Your time. Your agenda. You rule.
Beach/dive school, Fort Beekenburg, Zoutpannen, local restaurants, boat departures.
Papagayo/Zanzibar/Zest/Koko’s/Mambo (3–15 min) • Van den Tweel/AH (3–5) • Tugboat (5) • Willemstad (20) • Santa Barbara golf (15–20).
What’s included (approximate retail values)
- Round‑trip private transfers — $150
- EV‑SUV + home charging (5+ days) — $600
- Private half‑day boat — $550
- Friday sunset cruise — $300
- Private flamingo hike at sunrise — $150
- Reserved beach access (entry + parking) — $120
- Full beach kit (inflatable kayak/SUP, snorkels, cooler, portable safe) — $120
- Pre‑arrival grocery stocking service — $100
- First‑night dinner credit — $150
- Mid‑stay housekeeping + final clean — $220
- 24/7 concierge on WhatsApp — $200
≈ $2,500+ value, included. Figures are good‑faith estimates; actual retail values vary by season and supplier.